She's such a charmer, oh no

She's always looking at me.
Jun 06
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  • J: Does smoking weed give you cavities?
  • A: Um idk, I know it makes your teeth yellow but Idk about vavaties...
  • J: Haha you said vavaties lol. What have you been doing?
  • A: You're high. Lol. Sims...
  • J: Make your Sims have sex.
  • A: Oh they do all the time ahahaha
  • A: Ohhhh god fuccck me.
  • J: What's going on?
  • A: Just got outta the ER, was there for five hours with my Dad.
  • J: What's wrong with your dad?
  • A: He fell off a ladder lol
  • J: HAHA I love how you just loled at that.
  • A: Did you take the five hour energy?
  • J: Hahahah no why does it sound like I did?
  • A: Yeah you sound really hyper lol
  • J: I'm just baked yu noeeee
  • A: Ohhh okay thats why then lol
  • J: If I mix Aquafina water with Polar Spring water will it still taste like water?
  • A: ..Yeah it will lol
  • J: I figured...
  • J: I get this interior satisfaction when I open up a Starburst without ripping the wrapper.
  • A: Hahahah it's okay... I do too.
  • J: I got the tropical kind and I hate the orange ones and the purple ones but they're the only ones I have left ...so I'm doing what I gotta do.
  • A: Wordddd haha. When I eat spicy food it hurts to take a shit. I love spicy food though.
  • J: Well thats the price you pay..... Plus however much it costs...